I only care about the neighbor’s lawn if I’ve recently done mine. Somehow that entitles me to be a lawn snob. He is growing an impressive savanna ecosystem, though.
Panel 1: Me, looking out the window: “Boy, I wish the neighbor would mow his ding dang lawn.”
Panel 2: A police officer hands something to the neighbor. Me: “Citation!”
Panel 3: The neighbor mows his lawn and glances over my way. Me: “Wait, does he think we called the police?”
Panel 4: I hide. Jen looks out the window. Jen: “Hmm. He just pointed and drew a line across this throat.” Me: “Do you think he meant that for me or for you?”